Then kill me, kill me now. I don't want to waste my high resolution screen on some awful default Wordpress theme or some annoying OMG ADD THIS TO THE HOMESCREEN NOW.

Let me preface this by saying, thank god for Reeder and Google Reader.

We have the choice of default Wordpress themes that try to make you feel like you're in some pre-retina display iOS app, you know the theme you see everywhere.

But don't worry, we'll just change the colour scheme -- it's all good.

Let's make the assumption that you're using Safari and you are happy to deal with this annoying add-to-homescreen spam before you can enjoy the site you came to see. It's irrelevant if you're in an app using UIWebView and there isn't an add to homescreen button. Also what the hell is with the caps?

Ads are meant to look good and be unobtrusive, right?